shittysawtraps:

For years you have kept quiet about your special interests, stopping yourself from telling your friends about how much you know. Now you must tell me about the plot of your favourite game, you have as long as you want. Time will start when I get my bowl of popcorn ready.

ougxjv-deactivated20230305:

I don’t think we can ‘lmao’ our way out of this one, girls.

spongebobssquarepants:

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211:

I’m crying like a baby

dankmemeuniversity:

coughloop:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

WAIT “iykyk” means “if you know you know”??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

person writing “iykyk”: if you know you know

me: ick yick…?

BE NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bibidebabideboo:

ヤモリパン！かわいい！

(via こんぷとにあ@Comptonia1998)

muchymozzarella:

tiktoks-we-like:

This is funnier if you DON’T turn on the sound

garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

chrome–horse:

garbage-empress:

time smells bad.

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

@ryanthecynic

ALT

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmates

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

@desinteresse

midwest-merman-deactivated20210:

bitchbitesdog:

auvtre:

divine passion, oc. 2021

kisses and tenderness, my beloved